

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
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how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu, via sleepingwithalyssaa)
